Stepping On A Lego

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

i just be playing lego gta

Definition 1: bitch i just be playing lego gta i just be causing havock i just be running over pole i just be crashing i just be causing mass panik i just be making people twitch i just be blockng traffic i just be hitting civilian i just be shooting in the streets i just be sucking i just be sucking i just be sucking i just be blowing i just be blowing i just be blowing it just be exploding in my face
Definition 2:0:00
i'll just be playing lego gta my
name is shane and welcome to my youtube
channel
so i'm gonna give you a little backstory
first on how i started playing this
amazing game on how i'm addicted and uh
i don't really have that many hours
okay
so basically when this game came out on
the wii u
i was addicted i was addicted it was
love at first sight it was just love at
first sight i saw this game
and i bought it i played it
beat the story around 30 times on the
wii u
and then
i decided to buy it on the ds and when i
bought it on the ds i was a whole
different ballpark man i could i could
play this game anywhere i can go to
church play this game i can go he just
be he just be blocked me need to be
right okay
i could go anywhere i could be at a
restaurant play like a gta i could be
i could be at dinner play lego gta all
right
Conclusion:better than pussy

"bitch i just be playing lego gta"-ShaneTheGoat1

by ZOA Warrior 69 May 27, 2023

Lagos cab

Name given to unlicensed mini-cabs in London. Often found hanging around pubs and clubs in the early hours of the morning. Not as safe as the official London cab, but a lot cheaper. Standard practice that the passenger has to give directions. Also usual for the fare to be agreed in advance only for driver or passenger (usually both) to dispute said fare when being dropped off.

Fuck it, we've missed the night bus, let's sort out a Lagos cab.

by Royston September 16, 2008

Legocat5

The sexiest fucking dude you will ever meet. Loves to have anal sex with Brad Bennett while eating cheerios. If you interupt him while hes playing rolblox, chances are, hes gonna make a video with shitloads of ear-rape just to get back at you. Loves to ingage in sexual intercourse... also he has a big penis...

Brad: Hey Legocat, wanna fuck?
Legocat5: ...you interupted me...... il be right back....
Brad: NO NO NO NO NO! IM SORRY MAN!
Legocat5: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Jewbag119 October 17, 2011

Lego piece 26047

Among Us looking Lego piece.

the Lego Piece 26047 looks kinda sus.

by Sophia_Cutie19 June 28, 2021

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 1, 2017

Lego Master

is a person that is a master of a small universe. They work for the Lego Company in Denmark and are responsible for any new brick's design, the sets that go on the market, and the models that you see all over the world. Because they get to play with toys for a living they are the biggest kids in the world and are living proof that you can do anything you want.

I want to be a lego master when I grow up.

by blueiniraq November 5, 2007