robbie ling

Robbie, the triggered type Pokémon. A Robbie is usually found at the local gay bar chatting up men called Richard.

Wow you're being a real Robbie Ling!

by GetThatPussey101 March 14, 2017

Spaztick lingo

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

by MCbattchy March 11, 2018

Stinky Ling

The sexual act of fucking the gaping collar of a newly beheaded ling cod, neglecting to wash ones genitals before going home to have relations with their partner. A sneaky trick to play on your loved ones!

Man! I had the most successful fishing trip of my life - caught a year's worth of fish and gave the wife the ol' Stinky Ling!

by fishmongermongsfish August 31, 2018

ethan lingle

A nice hardy honest Boy Scout, who plays zoo craft and can’t see 5 feet in front of him, he also slide tackles his best friend into bus stairs.

Yo Ethan Lingle want to play some zoo craft then maybe bang?

by ThirstyThurston September 23, 2019

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Yee Ling

Yee Ling is a kind soul who makes every situation better with her presence. She is genuine and thoughtful when it comes to treating her friends. Her intelligence is undeniable, but she always thinks that her face is too round.

Go get yourself a friend like Yee Ling, she is an amazing friend!

by RedRidingDude November 23, 2021

dirty ling ling

When you’re banging a chick from behind while she eats a bat and simultaneously reaches back and paints your toenails while you quiz her on math problems. After you cum, she must say “you like color?” while gagging on bat guts.

I took that bitch Asia home from the sushi place last night and gave her a dirty ling ling.

by MattyDD August 14, 2022