Lavender lie

A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.

Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)

Later in the family group chat

Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.

by nyakontonz February 24, 2022

S. Lave

(Sergeant Lave) way to call someone a slave whiteout them realizing.

Me: grab me that pencil off the floor
Friend: *gives it to me*
Me: thanks S. Lave (Pronounce it as Sergeant Lave)

by LlamaPajama February 12, 2019

lavender

1)a good handy man give me that tool
2)good with her hands handy
3)loves attention hoe

lavender is a good word for a girl who gives guys hand

by donkey shit April 10, 2007

croin laven

to bleed from one's ass

by jimmy m. smith July 15, 2003

Lila Lavender

German Burlesque and Pin-up Princess

Person 1: "I saw the most beautiful girl on the internet yesterday."
Person 2: "What did she look like?"
Person 1: "Long, black hair, pale skin, red hair and nails."
Person 2: "Must have been Lila Lavender. The most beautiful burlesque dancer in the world"

by Karlheinz February 10, 2010

lametrain

if you have heard of roflcopter,its like that except its lame instead of rofl, and train instead of copter. also used if you think a train is lame

eg.1: Guy:'i was like "dude drop the lucozade" and he was like "duhhhhhhh...."'
other guy: sigh lamtrain

eg.2: other other guy:'yeh my train was like uber late i wuz like 5:00!! wtf..omfg im late it was rly lametrain

by Digitalmaniac August 14, 2008

lavender from Matilda

big hair
alien head
glasses
crazy expression
over dramatic
aka
DONNA PRATT =

'OMG U guyssss'
'frank your so gayy'
'really?'
' i am not lavender from matilda' :(:(:(
you will hear quotes like this

by frankfrank90210 May 6, 2009