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Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 5, 2019
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Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall
That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out
by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019
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Kyle

A person you loves Mountain Dew and is baptise by it and punches holes in walls
by Nonsemore June 11, 2019
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kyle

Kyle is a hoe, kyle literally only knows one word - true, this is due to the amount of hoe'ing he's done in the past and present.
it's left him dumb as fuck and illiterate. kyle likes to brag about his sweaty fornite skills, kyle likes to watch his partner die from distance while he gets all kills because hes a sweaty betty.

kyle might also use his alias - djnicey, to hoe around some more. he's in love with alisha booker.
girl: kyle is such a hoe
guy: ikr, he ate my ass and never replied to my texts again
kyle: true
by anne nonymous :) June 11, 2019
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Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.
Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee
by russianamish June 18, 2019
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Kylee

One of the sexiest guys in earth. Always there to make you happy and smile from ear to ear. Never judges anyone and has the cutest smile
Kylee’s girlfriend is sooo lucky
by Hisgirl September 14, 2019
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Kyle

A faggot who sits and plays Fortnite all night while drinking 10 monster energy’s an hour
by FuckYouKyle January 15, 2020
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