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keeler

the act of overpulling while addicted to pain killers
we wiped because of a "keeler" pull.
by the doodle September 23, 2005
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keeper

Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.
'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".
by katrine April 11, 2004
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Keebler

Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.
I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
by Lorena Cupcake June 20, 2010
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Korgoth The Krab Keeper

Korgoth.

Also known as "Korgoth The Krab Keeper," is the original Emperor Of the Volcanus lands, also known as pridelands. He started the epic tale of snorkeling at the Cove and partaking in various nautical pastimes, while most teenagers and youngsters ridiculed the snorkeling sport, he brought it to a serious professional level. Now humans all around are trying to become part of this enchanting experience, when only true hardcore believers in the "Cobra Strike" may enchant the pridelands with their presence.

Nautical sports Korgoth has invented are:
1.Fish Punching
2.Giant Vagina Cave Inhabiting
3.Krab Keeping

Korgoth The Krab Keeper makes frequent appearances to the Volcanus Lands equipped with his underwater breathing apparatus and Level 61 Mermaid Feet. Be advised, he does not take kindly to homosexual looking men wearing speedos that run into him by accident without apology. Korgoth has been known to punch people in the chest very hard, and even worse, he may summon the most evil crabs of Emperor Island to attack his enemy.
Korgoth the Krab Keeper caught a crab, valliantly tied a long sea grass strand to it, and subdued the creature; Only to walk it as his own pet seconds later in front of angered lifeguards and animal rights activists.
by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007
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Keene

A name of a shy but crazy teen girl who claims not to be mean and likes to eat beans. It is a rare occasion for her to be seen. She can also be known as Keene bean.
*Points* OH MY GOSH! LOOK ITS THE UNCOMMON KEENE FEEDING ON FRIED CHICKEN !
by ladedado May 25, 2010
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keeb

a small turkish cow.
with six legs.
the meat used in keebabs
found in most chip shop
put the keeb in the bad you nut
by jester5000 January 27, 2007
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Goal Keeper

A perpectual and never ending cock blocking. A cat whose job is to try everything to block your chances at getting laid. Someone that blocks vagina that isn't his in the first place.
"Everytime with go out to the club, my Goddamn cousin be acting like a goal keeper!"
"... Hatin' ass niggas be baller blockin', acting like some Goal keepers." -Lil' Wayne
by Isavage August 25, 2011
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