Keenan

An insult, Usually Meaning Someone Is Stupid Or Clumsy.

Gary You Keenan! You Just Put WD40 Under Your Arms!

by Grubbs Grady February 12, 2008

Keenan

A really weird kid, never washes his hair, really loud.

Did you see Keenan today? His hair is so disgusting!

by BobbyJohn November 10, 2008

keenaned

(v): to initially demonstrate strong promise in terms of contributing to a friendship, and subsequently letting everyone down.

We were excited that Pat was moving back to our city, but then he keenaned the whole thing.

by antikeenan August 16, 2008

keenan

keenan- normally a major d bag but he thinks he's funny. Wears muscle shirts to show off his "bulky toned" muscles which happen to be bone with skin lying on top. Probably drives a BMW which he will end up crashing, most likely racing. Probably doesn't know anything about cars but pretends too. Dresses like a fag. Goes to salsa clubs to pick up on hott "ladies" which if I'm correct are sweaty men with hairy chests. Just an all around general faggot... (-: FAG!

Why are you being such a keenan?? Cause I'm gay!

by closest thing keenan has July 3, 2008

Maynard James Keenan

Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).

"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."

"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"

by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004

Keagan

Mix of irish and philipino. 100 years ago was used to describe a cabbage stealer.Now in modern timees is used to describe one who "snakes" out others and is a whore.

jack: has anyone seen my ipod
phill: Jessica has it *whispers* isnt she a bitch
Jesicca: Phill your a keagan. No one wants you here

by Annonymous Gee April 21, 2010

Keenan M

girl in memorial skool who is pretty/hot she got big ass and big tittys her asssss is HUGE!!!!!!!!! it like ghetto she aint as hot as emily silk tho WOAHH!!!

but they both give me boners

yo look at her ass boy
yo its keenan other boy

by 986jdhkfdglsdfg March 24, 2005