kansas city shower

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.
that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss
by troy October 30, 2003
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Kansas Boa Constrictor

A girls riding your cock cow girl style. She drank to much and she starts vomiting. Every vomit causes her vagina to tighten. Resulting in a tight snake like sensation on ones cock.
I got had this girl last night giving me the ole Kansas Boa Constrictor. My cock is sore.
by B. Long/stay hard December 15, 2020
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Kansas drill experiment

a act of sticking a drill in your pecker then turning it on while moaning in pain while your chubbed tree is getting ripped apart by the drill
hey ted!! I like doing the Kansas drill experiment.
by big Angela February 21, 2022
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Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.
My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure
by Joshisbrofresh July 05, 2021
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kansas cattle charger

When you run at your gf with a giant boner and slap her in the face with it knocking her down. Commonly used in discipline.
John pulled the Kansas Cattle Charger on Jenny when she spit instead of swallowed
by lolcrackforever December 15, 2014
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kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.
After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration!

She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!
by Adultish September 16, 2021
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Kansas Hot Sauce

Ranch Dressing, especially when carried in a bag or purse.
Fifty cents for extra dressing? No thanks, I brought my own Kansas Hot Sauce.
by KS HS June 07, 2020
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