kansas city shower

a girl lies on a bed, tied up and blind-folded. the dude tells her he is going to pour warm water on her naked body and instead he pisses all over her.

that stupid bitch, she fell for the ol' kansas city shower and now she smells like piss

by troy October 29, 2003

Kansas City Kitty

>^..^< Kansas City Kitty; an Irish Catholic resident of Kansas City, female, with children who she will viciously defend to the death, poor, and probably once a resident of the West Bottoms under the rule of the big Boss Man and crooked Irish Catholic Gangster, leader of the Goats fighting the Rabbits, and known to mess with people from KKK presidents to Jazz musicians, and the Italian Mafia: Tom Pendergast (now has a KC bar named "Tom's Town" after him). The KCK was made famous by a WB cartoon called "We, the Animals Squeak!" Which is a Looney Tunes cartoon animated short starring Porky Pig. Released August 9, 1941, the cartoon is directed by Bob Clampett. The voices were performed by Mel Blanc, Sara Berner, Billy Bletcher and Michael Maltese. You can find her in her modern form under hashtags like #KansasCityKitty #KillaCityKitty #KillerCityKitty #KCModel etc. There is a store in Colorado named after her, but not a real KCK, because it's in Colorado, so just a trendy wanna be Denver Hippy sorta thing. There is some WWII nose art depicting her. She is the Woman of all Women! She may enjoy fighting, spiting, cussing, drinking, cat walking, and more! 🐈 Also used as a code word for Kansas City Kansas (KCK), though typically thought of as a Missourian.

The Kansas City Kitty is a woman you don't want to mess with, she will not take any crap!

by 18thAndCentral September 14, 2018

Kansas city manicure

When you dip your fingers in dry rub and masturbate while on your period.

My poontang was burning after I gave myself a Kansas city manicure

by Joshisbrofresh July 5, 2021

Kansas City Special

Getting head in an Applebee's bathroom.

Guy 1: Bro, I just got a Kansas City Special.
Guy 2: Why would you go to an Applebee's?
Guy 1: To get a Kansas City Special.

by Chris M.J. Smith March 9, 2019

Take Her To Kansas

To Take someone to pound town

“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas”

by yrtnevercared February 26, 2023

Kansas Mud slide

The act of eating a woman's ass while she has diarrhea then she shits on your face

Did you see that??? Kevin was eating her ass and she gave him the Kansas Mud slide... what a nasty fucker

by Bbwtittylover April 3, 2022

Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire

Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.

by Heidra January 1, 2018