Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
by TyCooper2010 February 05, 2019
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Dirty Kangaroo

The drunken act of emptying a bowl of snacks into your underpants and then putting them back into the bowl for other unsuspecting guests to eat.
Adam pulled a dirty kangaroo on the Doritos and nobody noticed
by August 28, 2023
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rotten kangaroo

The act of taking a shit in a fat persons belly button.
Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
by 69420yolo May 23, 2014
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kangaroo biryani

a term used to express a happy moment for Bharatiya cricket fans when Team Bharat defeat Team Australia esp. in cricket.
kangaroo biryani bro kangaroo biryani . Austraila team is knocked out by Team India once again in the bilateral series.
by typical Indian December 01, 2023
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kangaroo biryani

a term used to express a happy moment for Bharatiya cricket fans when Team Bharat defeat Team Australia esp. in cricket.
kangaroo biryani bro kangaroo biryani . Austraila team is knocked out by Team India once again in the bilateral series.
by typical Indian December 01, 2023
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Kangaroo Tailed

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
Today I let a fan join my live instagram video and he kangaroo Tailed me the cunt.
by Kangaroo tailed November 18, 2021
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