Kentucky Slider

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food

Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.

by sgsdgsdgaetwesdfsdfw September 27, 2010

The Kentucky Plug

When you've pounded her ass so hard that's she's got seapage so you switch you the pink and shove your thumb in the stink.

Bro-Vet 1: Dude her ass started leaking so I had to stop.

Bro-Vet 2: Naw dude. Next time switch holes and give her The Kentucky Plug.

by Chester McHandsy May 20, 2021

kentucky mule

A cocktail

1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
fill with ginger beer
1 splash lime juice
ice

Bartender, can I get a kentucky mule?

by YoloSwagtron9000 January 23, 2014

kentucky poet

Bourbon whiskey. Although bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, it is most associated with the county in Kentucky where it gets its name. This phrase is a reference to the tendency of bourbon to speak more openly and feel more freely, much the way poetry makes one feel.

Me and Big Dave we’re sitting around sipping on some Kentucky Poet.

by Jedaniels94 July 19, 2019

Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.

Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!

by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020

Kentucky Plug

During the act on intercourse, you stick you thumb in your partners ass with authority while saying "ITS WATER MELLON TIME"

Ralph, how'd you get two black eyes?
Scott, I gave the misses the "Kentucky Plug" last night. Killed the mood, I was blind, and she's sitting on an ass donut. Would not recommend it.

by analbabes May 20, 2021

Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.

When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.

by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017