by mistakwabs May 03, 2021
a nutso nigga hailing from ATL. yea i think everyone knows he cant rap, maybe cuz he just doesnt. just cuz he's black doesnt mean he sings r&b or has to rap. hes a producer for many dirty south artists, and reknown king of krunk wit the eastside boyz
by D-I-P lowridah January 06, 2005
by gatfrat June 21, 2018
a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.
Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"
"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)
by JDAM! July 07, 2010
The Jon Avila Is where you are with a particular female in the "doggy style" position. You proceed to spank the girl very hard on the butt and then say, "I Get What I Want!".
Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
Named after the businessman with his trademark saying "I'm Jon Avila. I get what I want!"
(Two Dudes talking after one dude pulled The Jon Avila on a woman the previous night)
Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!
Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
Ted: "DUUUDE, I Toooootally Jon Avila'd a chick last night!
Steve: "Ohhh Dude! You Get What You Want!"
by Jack Jay May 14, 2008
by 69Jazz69 November 05, 2019