Lou: "I was at this girls house and she said I had a little dick, so I pulled my dick out in her living room: flop johnson."
by TheyCallMeTheChamp January 27, 2013
Get the Flop johnsonmug. 1. Someone who says something about reading a book, resulting in him being a complete nerd and ultimately a Bookworm Johnson.
2. One who pours over numerous tomes with great frequency. (<-omg what a Bookworm Johnson!)
2. One who pours over numerous tomes with great frequency. (<-omg what a Bookworm Johnson!)
Person 1: "Yeah, I read a few pages of it the other day."
Person 2: "Oh my god you are probably the biggest Bookworm Johnson I have ever met in my entire life!"
Person 2: "Oh my god you are probably the biggest Bookworm Johnson I have ever met in my entire life!"
by dickmasterflex January 12, 2012
Get the Bookworm Johnsonmug. To get rid of something.
Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.
Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.
Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?
by chaseburgala June 6, 2009
Get the Magic Johnsonmug. n. An unusually large unit, or penis. A schlong of significant size
adj. A person who is acting like a total tool. A real dickhead
adj. A person who is acting like a total tool. A real dickhead
After coming out of the men's room; one mans says to another "Holy shit, did you see the size of that guys johnson. If I were him, I would wear spandex shorts everywhere I went".
John Kerry is a Tremendous Johnson. We're lucky he didn't win the presidency.
John Kerry is a Tremendous Johnson. We're lucky he didn't win the presidency.
by BigNTasty November 10, 2004
Get the Tremendous Johnsonmug. A sexy boy who loves to tell jokes and clown people but cares about people he love and never will hurt them he loves to party, have fun, play basketball and just do him
by Christopher Dwayne Johnson October 24, 2014
Get the Christopher Johnsonmug. by butfrjusstfu June 1, 2020
Get the Griffin Johnsonmug. by 29mike29 October 13, 2008
Get the Shawn Johnsonmug.