jizzy johnson

One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them

Dude Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games

by iwhbyd March 19, 2008

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Bookworm Johnson

1. Someone who says something about reading a book, resulting in him being a complete nerd and ultimately a Bookworm Johnson.

2. One who pours over numerous tomes with great frequency. (<-omg what a Bookworm Johnson!)

Person 1: "Yeah, I read a few pages of it the other day."
Person 2: "Oh my god you are probably the biggest Bookworm Johnson I have ever met in my entire life!"

by dickmasterflex January 11, 2012

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Magic Johnson

To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.

Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?

by chaseburgala June 06, 2009

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Tremendous Johnson

n. An unusually large unit, or penis. A schlong of significant size

adj. A person who is acting like a total tool. A real dickhead

After coming out of the men's room; one mans says to another "Holy shit, did you see the size of that guys johnson. If I were him, I would wear spandex shorts everywhere I went".

John Kerry is a Tremendous Johnson. We're lucky he didn't win the presidency.

by BigNTasty November 10, 2004

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Christopher Johnson

A sexy boy who loves to tell jokes and clown people but cares about people he love and never will hurt them he loves to party, have fun, play basketball and just do him

Christopher Johnson is that nigga who can clown and always make the girls laugh.

by Christopher Dwayne Johnson October 24, 2014

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