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johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.
I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.
by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020
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The Jewellery Game

The Game is played by two or more players. The aim of the game is to wear your opponent like a ring!! (Bum hole only!!) Extra points are awarded for creativity, toe rings are a thing too!! The game is played in bouts per day, play with friends(not family!) All players must be conscious for the point to count. A joiner is when more than one finger (or toe) is used simultaneously in one turn. The words JEWELLERY GAME must be mentioned (preferably sung) whilst playing the game, so all players are aware they are about to win or lose. Some players like to award bonus points for winning the game with a single small toe! (This move is known as This Little Piggy)
The wood tech teacher who lobbed a couple of digits off massively reduced his chances of winning The Jewellery Game!
by Snowmeister_87 April 10, 2021
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Kim Jewel

The first name 'Kim' means precious and worthy, while the second name 'Jewel' means riches. Therefore, she is a valuable treasure for the people around her.
She is a girl who is shy and awkward at first, but when you got to know her she is the most talkative and friendly. She is one of a kind woman who value her friends. She has this intimidating aura that gave you chills when you first saw her, but she is also a great protector and a refuge for she will value and protect you at all cost.

Access to her energy is a privilege, but don't get it twisted.
by Madrid_Spain June 7, 2021
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Soft jewelry

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.
hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again
by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021
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beef jewel

Did you see the sign on the hill driving into Beef Jewels?
by momma b. June 17, 2022
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Renaissance Jewelry

A jewelry company concept, created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that will specialize in a custom ring, bracelet, and necklace setting utilizing an LED light in the setting to light up the inside of a Spiritual Crystal being used as a stone.
My fiancé loved the engagement ring I bought her from Renaissance Jewelry. She couldn’t get over how the light in the setting made the Spiritual Crystal glow. Even in the daytime.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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rare jewel

rare jewel -somebody who is always there for you no matter what!! has seen you at your lowest and your highest but still is always by your side when you need them even if they have much more problems then you have going on!!
isaiah you’re truly a rare jewel <3
by ms.delulu July 1, 2023
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