Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.
Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.
by D3RTYS4NCH3Z July 30, 2008
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Jewish Sanchez

Its Pretty Much A Dirty Sanchez But You Make It Look Like They Have a Beard Like A Jew And Then Shit On Their Head To Make It Look Like Their Wearing A Yamaka.
"DUDE! Last Night Joey Gave Her A Jewish Sanchez!"
by Greg Greg May 18, 2008
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Jewish Jesus

The Jesus that beats all other mother fucking jesus's
*Black Jesus = ok
*Christian Jesus = LOSER
*Jewish Jesus = Amazing!
*Asian Jesus = Buddha
by Devoteorthedoxgreekcatholic April 04, 2010
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Jewish Food

Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
I went to Israel and got some Jewish Food. Daaamn, it was awesome.
by starwarsgeek133 June 03, 2010
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jewish skills

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.
by j00 master December 09, 2004
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Jewish Republican

jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?

Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.

Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.
by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006
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jewish breadcutter

Jewish breadcutter is a term used to describe someone who performs circumcisions for a living.
Ezra dahling! Were going to the jewish breadcutter!
"whats that"
"you knoow"
"noooo...."
"your gonna get your cock snipped, now get in the car"
by Mike polawski August 25, 2009
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