Jessica

Jessica is a girl to ruin your life she is also a girl that thinks she is cool but she is not even Close she thinks she at a butt and boobs but she does not

Jessica ruined my live

I hate her so much

by Bela October 30, 2017

Jessica

1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.

2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.

Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians

Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"

Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"

by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018

Jessica

A little rat who keeps trashing you on everything you do. They insult you but then say sorry after. But they don't mean it. Sometimes they get really aggressive, they may pinch and slap but it's all in good fun. They're quite stylish and can pull off multiple looks. Has trouble being nice sometimes but if you catch them on a good day it's all good.

Did you see that girl? She's a total Jessica

by lil il-fated October 7, 2017

Jessica

To be a basic bitch, like Starbucks, is a hoe and to be a skrimp lover.

Sally your being a Jessica and you need to stop and get some help

by skrimpalicious February 10, 2018

Jessica

Bitch, mean and horrible slut

Jessica's a bitch

by Pineapple honey July 10, 2014

Jessica

They are so rude and ugly. They are dumb, have horrible teeth and hair. They whine so much. You never want to be friends with a jessica. They are back stabbing b*tches

Jessica's are the worst

by truthfulbabe March 30, 2017

Jessica

a basic girl who only cares about how her makeup looks. pretends to like you and be your friend but only cares about stealing your BFFs man. has really nice abs and makes sure everyone knows she does. Also has all the boys chasing her but only leads them one. only wears maroon and black clothing and pretends she's goth but really a secret nerd. don't trust Jessica's they will backstab you.

person 1: wow Jessica's makeup looks really good!
person 2: she spent 5 hours on her lipstick alone.

by NoonanMissIt November 29, 2016