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A Jessica is one of those bald bitches who thought it'd be a good idea to shave her head until her friends start turning her into a meme.

Friend 1: is that a boy... or a girl?
Friend 2: No that is just Jessica.

by Kiwi619 March 30, 2020

A straight person who acts gay.

“God julia is always trying to kiss me.”
“Wait isn’t julia straight tho?”
“Yeah I swear she’s such a straggot”

by Kiwi619 August 26, 2020