Janet

A lady that rage baits people then calls the cops and plays victim.

Janet called the cops again

by Frogboy1 September 18, 2025

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

A girl who be bruja as fuck

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

audio janet

A funny wordplay referring to female audio jack. It is coined by Mehdi Sadaghdar, well known by his YouTube channel called ElectroBOOM, who usually shocks himself with electricity. In his video called 'Trying to Make a Wireless Lavalier Microphone', he used that expression to call the thing, which I have written about at the start of the description. (Yes, I learn British English)

Salesman: What would you like to buy?
Customer: I'd like to buy an audio janet.
Salesman: What?
Customer: I'm talking about a female audio jack.

by The Hungarian Language Master January 3, 2018

Clare Janet McGovern

the greatest, most prettiest, hottest, and best. a literal celebrity.

Look at Clare Janet McGovern, she’s such a Clare Janet McGovern

by erenyeager March 16, 2021

Poop Janet

That feeling when yo balls fall of

“Oof I have a poop Janet.” “We need to get a a divorce David.”

by David1987:) January 9, 2022

Interplanet Janet

Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.

Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021

The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.

If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.

by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025