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Jessica Alba

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.
George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.
by Fiel August 26, 2005
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Jessica Stroup

(b. 1986-10-23) 22-year old actress born in Anderson, South Carolina who plays Erin Silver on the fourth edition of the "Beverly Hills, 90210" franchise, 90210 on The CW. She also starred in films such as "The Hills Have Eyes II" , "This Christmas", "School for Scoundrels", and "Prom Night". She also was in notable commercials for Dentyne and Honda.
Did you know that Silver in her teenaged years on 90210 was played by Jessica Stroup?
by WM86 December 17, 2008
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Going Jessie

An old southern expression dating to the early 1800s that means to vigorously pursue an activity, someone akin to "going nuts with it," but only when "going nuts with it" is used to imply doing a lot quickly.
That Mildred sure is going jessie.
by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010
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Jessica

evil and a pain and loves to hit people in the mouth and not a good name for a cute puppy
jessica is a pain.
by nota goodname May 15, 2018
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Sarah Jessica Horseface

Refers to actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Who has a horseface.
I just watched "Did You Hear About The Morgans?" in which Sarah Jessica Horseface gives yet another wooden performance. She has a face only her equine brethren could love.
by legibledeb September 12, 2010
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Jessica Snow

Only the coolest girl in the entire world.
She likes to recite movie quotes like a BAMF and can moonwalk like a beast.

Also, she loves dogs but hates birds.
This chick is awesome!
"Jessica Snow and I are gonna go shoot some birds with super soakers later."
by Snowflake93 December 23, 2011
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Jessinda

A beautiful, smart girl that I'm sprung on. Words alone cannot explain how awesome and great she is. ;)
I love you Jessinda!
by sttc January 3, 2008
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