A Jessica is one of those bald bitches who thought it'd be a good idea to shave her head until her friends start turning her into a meme.
by Kiwi619 March 30, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a super funny and cheerful gal that doesn't care for the volume or care for others ear drums. She is a constant giggler and instantly cheers veryone up. Chick on the streets, freak in the sheets. You know what's up with this girl, day or night every thing is funny.
by Everything is poo October 7, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. The girl who is sassy and bosses people around and whoever doesn’t follow her actions will be threatened.
by Superi0rM4n March 13, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is amazing, She my best friend and she's funny, Smart and can get me throw everything and anything cause that's the type of person she is. Thank you Jessica
Jessica is my favourite person ever.
by Charleigh2k18 June 29, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. 
The BADDEST BITCH you will ever meet. She always got hoes trying her but she stays unbothered. She a queen, so treat her with care. SUPER nice, but if you try the bitch she gonna throw hands. Gives people too many chances, and is too nice to hoes who take her love for granted. She loves herself and don't need any man. What she do need is sleep tho, the bitch gets like 5 minutes a night.
"You know Jessica"?
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
"Yeah, why"?
"She a baddie, I want her"!
"Uh-huh! But you're below her paycheck".
by ohnojessicaa August 28, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. 
Get the jessicamug.