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Jesse

The annoying kid in my english class. Who always asks me random questions he doesnt need to know
Jesse shut up!
by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017
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Jess

Can be tall but can be short. Jess' have brown hair but also could have blonde, ginger or any other colour. Sometimes they need glasses but sometimes their eyesight is perfect! Normally have small or large feet but also can have medium sized feet. Beautiful on occasion but sometimes are ugly or just plain. Jealousy is common amongst Jesses however often they are not jealous. A boy loves a Jess but another boy hates a Jess. Jess is for everyone but someone Jess is for no one. Nice personality but can be annoying and draining!!! Jess is really just......there.
Charmaine: Hey friend!
Philippa: Hello There!
Charmaine: You going out tonight with Emma Leigh?

Philippa: No i'm going out with Jess
Charmaine: The sometimes tall girl?
Philippics: Yeah
by ShellQq0 July 31, 2017
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jess

jess is the biggest dom ever she will choke you
jess is such a dom she could choke you
by emowhore April 19, 2020
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Jesse

He is an unstoppable force of murderous rage and fury.
Run, Jesse's got a gun!
by Captain Ferret January 9, 2018
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Jesse

LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS IM A MOTHERFUCKEN GIRL AND MY NAME IS SPELLED JESSE WITHOUT AN I AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GOD DAMN DOG
Jesse licks dogs asshole European slut
by Daddy28;88485 April 14, 2019
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Jess

Girl who your not sure how you became friends with but that’s fine, she’s soooo pretty and sweet. But not when she’s upset that’s coo tho -someone always manages to look like she’s crying or high when she snaps back and in 6th grade you were probably lowkey scared of her in a weird way and in 3rd grade ...let’s not talk bout it that was-
Me “Jess are you crying
Jess “no I’m fabulous duhhh
by Your homie dessa ;) June 3, 2020
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Jesse

My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!
Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!
by 025150 January 30, 2017
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