SERYOGIN IVAN

A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman

Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo

by KHyP April 12, 2023

Ivan Vargas

The best monkey you can ever ask for, and he likes to fuck his cousins every night on Fridays and gives them massive Alabama hot pockets.

oh its an Ivan Vargas

by Jimbo858585858585858 April 18, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is a very handsome man with a nice farm life

Ivans chickens are amazing and good

by cupcake671 July 18, 2021

Ivan

Just a fkn cunt of person, also a lebron james wannabe

-Yo, you see Ivan overthere?
-Yeah, he's a cunt

by Fkn retard May 16, 2020

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022

ivan and aylin

A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin

Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!

by We’re meant to be together October 29, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is Very sassy and is known for his humor and friends,He is most likely have a friend that starts with a M,E or T,Ivan is most likely a skater and he thinks he’s the best good looking guy

Ivan:I’m so cool!
Friend:no

by Giullyq November 26, 2023