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Ivan

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!
by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019
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Ivan

The Legend. He is terminators son. Also know as the sexiest Man on earth. Likable guy. If he is sitting next to you give him a kiss. If u are a girl. Just saying. Great at sports. sucks at video games. Hustler. Always keeps laughing even when he's the most depressed.
Person: What's your name?
Ivan: Ivan
Person: lets be friends.
by anonymous November 3, 2021
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Ivan

Bro Ivan is sometimes sweaty
by jumbo_munchkins November 22, 2021
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Ivan Jakus

A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
DON'T BE AN IVAN JAKUS JOSHUA
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
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Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes
Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man
by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024
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Ivan

Ivan is a gangsta not a gangster. He is a hot guy who cares too much about his hair.
Person: God he is such a Ivan
by DontDeviois November 22, 2023
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ivan becera

someone who spends there spare time jacking off to pictures of mr kenedy
hey, i walked in on chris during his ivan becera time.
by ginahani October 7, 2009
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