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Ivan

That one russian kid in the xbox party who shouts all the time and never dies in call of duty.
"Shut up ivan you're to loud." "WHAT CYKA?"
by kingcatniko June 12, 2020
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Ivan

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
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Ivan zharkov

He is a large Asian man with the smallest penis ever recorded he always cums in class while he is looking at the teacher.
The word "Ivan zharkov" refers to a person who fucks tables.
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ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!
I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good
by ivanism expert September 15, 2021
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Fernando Ivan Ruiz

Fernando is the type of boy who you knew you would love the day u met him .. he’s the guy who makes life worth living and the guy who makes everything seem more easy … he’s the type of boy you’ll call “ love of my life” and end up being with .. he can stay to himself at times but that won’t change the fact that he loves u .. things get hard but the love stays the same , as always ! <3
If your my Fernando Ivan Ruiz ? I love you so much ml !
by anonymous June 21, 2024
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Ivan

Ivan is a guy you meet at your most needed time in life. He initially appears as a cold, cool guy, unapproachable and uninterested, but once you meet him, he is a warm, funny, smart and lovable person. The definition of "bad guy". As a lover, he cares a lot about you. He would make small surprises for you, "stupid" things as he would say, but are the most adorable gifts you would receive. He satisfies you from all points of view 😏.
You are lucky if you know an Ivan. He being in your life would be the best moment ever.
- Why are you smiling?
- You know, just Ivan...

- Oh, so you had a fun time last night.
by AlexandraKD November 23, 2021
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Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls
Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie
by I like bubbles November 24, 2020
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