insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

by melancholicapple February 11, 2018

Cla- (Insert Name Here)

The word "Classic" means a recognized example of something widely known. If a friend or person you know, does something that he has done before, then its a classic. To point out the classic example then say Cla- (Then the persons name). It shows the person that he has done this a number of times and it is widely known. It can also be used to show someone that what he/she has done a bunch of times is irking them.

Rule: If the name is shorter than 4 letters, then use the whole name when noted to insert. If the name is too long, then cut the name in half, and only put the second half of the name when told to insert.

Jeremy: Wow, such a "cleremy" moment right there!
Tal: Clatal!
If the name is Rangus, then take "Cla- (Insert Name Here)" and insert "ngus". This results in the word "Clangus", which is a widely know word.

by Steven Rangus Bangus May 27, 2013

stapp infection

A horrible disease that is a result of listening to Scott Stapp sing. The disease renders victims def and on occasion causes bleeding from one's ears.

"I can't hear you. I listened to Creed and got a Stapp Infection."

by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

insertions

enough said

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Insecure

Things you hate about yourself. They eat you up because you never feel good enough or worthy of anything you have. You hate looking at yourself and you compare yourself to everyone. It happens to girls and guys. It could lead you down so very dangerous paths in life. Surround yourself with people who love an accept you, and the insecurities will stop taking over your life. People are insecure themselves so theu bully others who are as well.

Person 1: Why does she look so sad?
Person 2: She is the most insecure person I have ever met, much like Tom over there.
Person 1: We should go make fun of them.
Person 2: Yeah let's go.

by Insecure but strong December 24, 2012

insecurity

Insecurity:Process by which couples, from either the male or female side, begin to deteriorate due lack of trust and or mistreatment.

Relationships often go under changes that put stress on one person in the relationship causing said insecurity.

by Austin McCalister-Jones December 6, 2006