Ingestion defense

A reason given for a failed drug screen

When called into the manager’s office and informed of his failure to pass

a random drug screen, the Staten Island ferry worker replied in a panic stricken voice
“It’s not my test, it’s not my test.”

“What do you mean it's not your test? I’m sorry but the procedures and protocols are standard and the custody chain is valid. You failed for cocaine use,” replied the manager.

“No, no I don’t use cocaine, I was blowing Ricardo the ship yard worker and I ingested it. He does cocaine, I don’t” cried the deckhand.

“Oh, so you are claiming the ingestion defense?” asked the manager.

by PEARKAY April 24, 2014

inerection

inability to get an erection.

The boy has inerection. As such, no girl can stay with him even for 24 hours.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 February 14, 2015

Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

by limpychicken June 12, 2019

penile injector

the art of pounding vag.
laying pipe.
A porn ster is a penile injector

"john terry is a penile injector"

"Ron Jeremy is a penile injector"

"every bloke is a penile injector that has sex"

by fuckshu January 13, 2011

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013

penial inception

The act of docking but while having a mini double headed dildo inserted into each penis.

Yo bro, lets grab some tacos and get down on some penial inception.

by DockingDuck July 16, 2018