Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

infect

(noun) a derogatory term used for an HIV positive person, usually a man; typically used in the gay community, it usually describes a person who has casual sex with other partners without informing them of their HIV status

You don't want to hook up with that guy, he's a total infect.

by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

infensus

an europeon multi-gaming clan composed of swedish members, and are the dominate competitors in FPS tournies due to their lack of hygiene and a life outside their mothers' basements.

EuroNooblar: OMGORSH iN is going to RAGE US TEAMS AT QCON.

by coKex0r August 16, 2003

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.

"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"

by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007

raging inferno

setting light to a womans hair then putting it out with cum.

tom:why is beckys hair all burnt.
ben:dave gave her a raging inferno.

by greg dowse October 3, 2006

ms. infekt

A gorgeous intelligent big boobed heavily pierced and inked industrial/cyber/punk girl on Myspace. A girl who is blunt, sweet, and dangerous.

I got arrested with Ms. Infekt last night for streaking.

by Burning Holocaust February 20, 2010