No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.
Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."
Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"
Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"
Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Person 1:Did you see that cracker Ryan in the Wheelchair of Jayson that goes by sharkteeth?
Person 2:No? Why?
Person 1:I wanted to make bands with the InCell Gang trafficking children, trafficking fentanyl, and hacking.
Person 2:Dude, your gross, wtf? get away from me
Person 2:No? Why?
Person 1:I wanted to make bands with the InCell Gang trafficking children, trafficking fentanyl, and hacking.
Person 2:Dude, your gross, wtf? get away from me
by TheAnalBeadUser July 31, 2024
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Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are retarded.
People on the opposite extreme: Anyone who does not agree with me on everything is an incel.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are also retarded.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are retarded.
People on the opposite extreme: Anyone who does not agree with me on everything is an incel.
Normal people: Thanks for letting us know that you are also retarded.
by Some rando out there August 2, 2024
Get the Incel mug.an involuntarily celibate bitch who thinks making sexist comments and jokes about women is fine. he thinks women owe him something and often whines about being lonely to make women feel bad for them. he is that type of man who can come off as creepy and will probably tell you the story of when a girl broke his heart in first grade and uses it as an excuse for his behaviors. incels often have an addiction to beating their meat to porn every night because they dont know how to talk to women in real life without being weird and straight up disrespectful. they are the men who hit you up with a suggestive message on social media instead of acting like normal men and not like horny bitches in heat.
incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
Get the incel man mug.An individual who is attractive looking, typically a man, can attract people, they could have rizz but never gets to fornicate with the sex they want to fornicate with.
Bro he’s not bad looking, he’s just a hot incel like he can pull and has game but for some reason chicks don’t wanna bang him, I don’t get it.
by ZaR4Van August 5, 2024
Get the Hot Incel mug.Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the We don't speak incel mug.What do you ACTUALLY think you have to offer an incel Emma? And how does making excuses for literally everything women do get them any pussy?
Amme "You see, she just HAS fuck the retard!"
Hym "If you have a son, are you going to let him the truth or are you going to lie to try to get him to do relationships? What are you going to tell him there? Do you want your son to have a fat-cock or a baby-dick? If he ends up being and incel, what are you going to say? I have so many questions that I KNOW FOR A FACT you haven't actually fleshed out... Which is why you are refusing to acknowledge me. If I am the reason people hate me, you ARE the reason men hate you. Or am I the victim of BIGOTRY and misandry? It's gotta be something!"
Hym "If you have a son, are you going to let him the truth or are you going to lie to try to get him to do relationships? What are you going to tell him there? Do you want your son to have a fat-cock or a baby-dick? If he ends up being and incel, what are you going to say? I have so many questions that I KNOW FOR A FACT you haven't actually fleshed out... Which is why you are refusing to acknowledge me. If I am the reason people hate me, you ARE the reason men hate you. Or am I the victim of BIGOTRY and misandry? It's gotta be something!"
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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