kids in my basement

kids that are trapped in the cellar. so they could get some juicy popsicles

pepe: You fucking pedophile! How many kids do you have in your basement?! Huh, HUH?!

herbert: i have 46 kids in my basement

by Im gonna coooom.com March 21, 2021

The kids in my basement

When there are children in your basement.

"No officer, Those aren't The kids in my basement, its cats."

by UiduuUB January 27, 2021

Flooding the Basement

getting an erection.

guy 1: "houston, we have a problem."

guy 1: "i'm flooding the basement."

guy 2: "oh shit, just think about a chair, it'll go away."

by ProfessorOak February 1, 2009

Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices

Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids

by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020

Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny

"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"

by Meowmix June 4, 2015

Evicting the basement tenants

This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.

Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. What a pain in the ass.

by MC? February 14, 2006

Coming Out of the Basement

When a person you wouldn't expect (such as a jock or a cheerleader) openly admits to playing video games or pen and paper RPGs (like Dungeons and Dragons).

"I can't keep lying like this. I play Dungeons and Dragons. I am officially coming out of the basement"
"But you're the school quarterback!"

by Christopher Sturz January 15, 2007