Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.

Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!

by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010

pseudo intellectual

memeber of the rap group Pseudo Intellectuals

The Scion, DJ Cutler, is the DJ for the Pseudo Intellectuals

by The Science August 8, 2008

Interection

A physical interaction with another person involving an erection.

Ex1: I had a interection with him/her/them in the broom closet today.

Ex2: No one wants to have an interection with you.

by Greenie boi October 25, 2019

Intellectual Fart Wafting

Writing or stating an extremely practiced remark to try to sound smart, but in reality just sounding like a pretentious ass.

The book "Alchemy of Mind" is nothing more than intellectual fart wafting.

by Creamsodatheory May 12, 2013

Intellectual Prostitute

The act of trading one's intellectual property in order to be given candy or money

She's such an intellectual prostitute

by jevans855 January 22, 2016

Intellectual

A human who has a mind beyond human limits and plays minecraft

Boy:u wanna play 2 square?
Me, an intellectual: Cease your words, mortal! I do not wish to partake in your primitve games.

by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

Pseudo-Intellectual

They're self-proclaimed intellectuals who try to make themselves look smart by replacing common words with words that not many people know. They would google things like "Others words to use instead of good" and use big words so they sound smart when arguing internet strangers and would forget the definition 5 minutes later. They usually have the same IQ as their shoe size.

Normal person: Headphones
Pseudo-Intellectual: Wired sound wave transduction device.

by A4775 November 25, 2020