Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

zombie infection

zombie infection: a breakout of a virus (infection) causing the dead to come to life and hunt the living and causing ultimate extinction of human race, eventually without control all life on earth.

zombie infection

by last man standing2 August 13, 2011

viral infection

A Doctors term which translates to "we don't know what the fuck you've got. Go home and rest and hopefully it will go away by itself"!!

Hmmm Yes, Yes, You have a viral infection. Antibiotics won't help. Just go home and rest and take plenty of fluids.

by Nolly76 July 21, 2014

Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.

Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.

by Prodo123 March 7, 2010

infect

(noun) a derogatory term used for an HIV positive person, usually a man; typically used in the gay community, it usually describes a person who has casual sex with other partners without informing them of their HIV status

You don't want to hook up with that guy, he's a total infect.

by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

Infantise

to be made an infant. parents and society often try to do this to teen men and women.
like when of the news they call someone under 18 a child ect.

my mothed is trying to infantise me.

by Deep blue 2012 August 29, 2009

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017