Ian

He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him

Ian is a cutie but short, I can’t see him 😿.

Ian by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020

Ian

ian is a piece of shit and wants to fuck Ava but hes scared because he is a pussy

ian: is that ava ohh "cock gets hard"

friend: yeah thats ava why u like her talk to her

ian:im to much of a pussy

friend: ik im not dumb u retard

Ian by suck a dick m8 March 29, 2020

Ian

A very smart and intelligent person

Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble

But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone

This guy looks like an ian

Ian by Baguvic April 14, 2020

Ian

Someone who can’t take a joke about their past

Dude: Look at urban dictionary, it’s says you can’t take a joke about your past

Ian: that’s not funny!

Dude: yeah it is

Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend

Dude: ok baby

Ian by Shame Ian’s 123 August 17, 2020

Ian

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".

Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"

Ian by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020

Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

Ian by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020

Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

Ian by Obesekid April 6, 2022