Ian

A very smart and intelligent person

Normally ians are "nerds"
They are very funny and humble

But when they get pissed off they take it on everyone

This guy looks like an ian

by Baguvic April 14, 2020

Ian

Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .

Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.

by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020

Ian

He is a short athletic kid only wears champion and sports clothes stupid funny cute 🥰 but short most girls like him but can’t see him 🤏🏿 Overall he’s a cutie and a keeper but super short you have to use a microscope to see him

Ian is a cutie but short, I can’t see him 😿.

by Andres Michael and Ben March 2, 2020

Ian

Someone who can’t take a joke about their past

Dude: Look at urban dictionary, it’s says you can’t take a joke about your past

Ian: that’s not funny!

Dude: yeah it is

Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend

Dude: ok baby

by Shame Ian’s 123 August 17, 2020

Ian

Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".

Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"

by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020

Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020

Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

by Obesekid April 6, 2022