how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

《¤》When《¤》People《¤》Inflict《¤》Damage《¤》To《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Feel《¤》Pain《¤》Or《¤》Emotions《¤》

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《¤》When《¤》People《¤》Inflict《¤》Damage《¤》To《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Feel《¤》Pain《¤》Or《¤》Emotions《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

<.7.9.7.6.> FInd YOur Love Life Out Of Me, I will Do It Tosoothe

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

What was i doing again

A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away

Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again

by MissRubberDuck December 12, 2023

fuck do i care

Something to say when you genuinely do not care.

Person 1 = My dad got into a car crash.
Person 2 = Damn thats crazy and all but "fuck do i care".

by richniggaisfriendless January 10, 2022

Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024