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Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer
Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole
by HugeHunterWithTinyPenis September 14, 2019
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Egg Hunt

1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.
Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.
by Murtle January 24, 2008
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buffalo hunting

Getting Drunk, going out, hitting on, and then having intercourse with an overweight woman.

A supreme skill and sport only acquired by a drunkard nearing his pinnacle drunkenness to fuck a fat bitch by any means necessary
"Uh Oh, looks like Dan blacked out and went Buffalo Hunting again..."

"Look at that Buffalo over their, shit they spotted us! Let's go buffalo hunting!"

"Break out the bows, we're going Buffalo Hunting."
by M.D Rice January 11, 2009
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Trim hunt

To actively engage in a search to find you and a mate some trim 'fo tonite', Yee Hah!
Mate1:"You guys going town?"
Mate2:"Awwww yeah! Goin on a trim hunt"!
by Banj December 20, 2004
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Fixie Hunting

A form of pranking. Rules vary by area and participants, but fixie hunting generally refers to a game played by cyclists in which multi-geared bicycle riders "hunt" a metropolitan area for fixed gear riders out on a ride in order to torment or ridicule them. Since fixie riders are generally not as fit as other cyclists and their bikes have a set top speed, they are easy to catch up with, prank, then leave behind.

Activities may vary from a simple demeaning sprint past them, to squirting with water bottles, yelling, spanks on the butt or simply beating the shit out of them. Once said activity has been accomplished, the riders must escape from the now-angered fixie riders and find new fixie riders to torment. Rules vary, but in general most fixie hunters do not stop riding until they find riders to torment.
We went fixie hunting today and pissed off some hipsters.
by trutone August 20, 2010
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ebony hunting

The act of searching or to pursue a woman of african descent, for sexual shenanigans.
Ive got jungle fever, lets go ebony hunting in the at that one ghetto club.
by Africa bombata December 26, 2010
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Status Hunt

(Noun) When a person (usually female or closeted homosexual) looks through quotes on the internet or watches a specific movie just to pick out the best quote or line to put as their status on facebook, twitter, etc. Can also apply to someone who copies down entire choruses to mainstream music for the same purpose.
Beth is so annoying, she's had 18 separate statuses today quoting The Notebook, Lil Wayne and some gay shit about love's power. She must have gone on a mondo status hunt while coping with the fact that she has no life.
by Brohanity October 11, 2009
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