Skip to main content

get humpin'

1. The demand of a faster pace or to get moving
2. To make Haste or Godspeed
3. To get shit done
Usually said to someone who may display qualities of sluggishness or lack of motivation.
EX. 1 Hey idiot you better get humpin' that bear isn't done chasing you yet!

EX. 2 You better get humpin' if you want to get this done early
by Dr. Lambchops March 31, 2008
mugGet the get humpin' mug.

Hummingbird-Heartbeat

the feeling of the vagina pulsating after an orgasm.
"You give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat, the taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that Hummingbird-Heartbeat." -Katy Perry
by dottymickfly October 21, 2010
mugGet the Hummingbird-Heartbeat mug.

Hummingbird Anus

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.
I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus
by LogDog86 July 18, 2011
mugGet the Hummingbird Anus mug.

Humming

Something with an extremely strong smell. Can be used in positive and negative manor!

Used in Ballymena northern ireland
"Lad your cane is humming!" Or " wow that grass smells humming!"
by weweeben June 13, 2018
mugGet the Humming mug.

Hummingbird Jerk

1. To masturbate furiously; process by which the human male masturbates so fast that both the hand and the penis become blurred. The Hummingbird Jerk is generally done for one of two reasons:
a. Time constraints; the masturbator has a place to go, such as work or church, but is a compulsive masturbator or has blue balls and has a physiological need for ejaculatory release.
b. Recent extreme physical attraction to the opposite sex (or the same sex, as in Nick's case); due to a mentally inspired rush of adrenaline and testosterone, as well as a throbbing erection, the masturbator gets lost in the process, taking self-gratifiction to the point where penis flesh becomes torn and damaged.

The Hummingbird Jerk is also known as the Hummingbird ("I was in such a hurry that I had to give myself a Hummingbird")
a. Knowing that he could not perform his duties at work with blue balls, Drew gave himself a Hummingbird Jerk so not to be late.
b. "Because I was thinking about Jen's face being covered with my semen, I unintentionally escalated to a Hummingbird Jerk."
by The Fabulous Jizzblaster April 23, 2005
mugGet the Hummingbird Jerk mug.

Humding

Oral sex preformed on a male. Also see blowjob.
She took him into the room and gave him a humding.
by Shawn Maglicic December 19, 2005
mugGet the Humding mug.

Blibbering Humdinger

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.
"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood
by parsley mouth November 22, 2011
mugGet the Blibbering Humdinger mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email