Humdinganism

Humdinganism is a mould that grows on 3 African cheeses. When allembled on a person's fringe around a rare jewl it resembles a giant donkey's left buttock.

There seems to be a giant donkey's left buttock on my fringe. i had better remove the Humdinganism to cure it

by john5537 January 28, 2008

Humping the Bed

What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.

I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

Hummingbird

When a girl is giving a blowjob / handjob she then lifts the penis up into one hand out of the way then puts his balls in her mouth and starts humming.

Guy 1- dude this girl had my balls in her mouth last night then she just started humming!

Guy 2- wtf?
Guy 1- yeah I had to ask what she was doing and she said it’s called the ‘hummingbird’. Shit felt great!

Guy 2- Damn I need to get my girl to do that for me!

by Nae_nae98 September 25, 2019

French humping

When 2 people of the opposite sex hump in a manner which is similar to the motion of a frog jumping.

That nicole chick is a pro French humper

French humping is so much better than French kissing.

by Some Ashun April 24, 2011

dot humping

when a girl and a guy are making out and a slight bit of ejaculate forms on the inside of his underwear.

Dude, quit dot humping your chick on my couch.

by jimmyesco December 16, 2011

Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010

Humdinger

When giving her the business from behind, when she reaches back and gives the boys a tickle.

I was trying to think about baseball, but once she gave me that Humdinger, it was all over.

Her nails were good for back scratching, but the real joy was when she used em for a good old fashioned Humdinger.

by Hartivarbari May 18, 2010