dry humping

The worst thing in the history of the world.

We didn't even have sex. We were just dry humping. Now I'm going to have to kill myself.

by mediumpace June 4, 2010

humming bird

1. a quick, fast little bird

2. Somebody quriky and hyperish and spontaneous

3. someone or something who is fast and is hard to catch

1. I LOVE humming birds!
2. Man, she is like a humming bird these days
3. Dude, that car took off like a humming bird!

by sam olsen May 23, 2008

Facebook Humping

When someone comments or likes any status on a specific persons facebook page. It is also common for the individual to tag them in any possible status of their own to get them to notice.

For the past few weeks Wanda has been Facebook humping Sand's page. She might as well just call him and get it over with.

by WBMike July 3, 2012

reverse donkey humping

When a male and female shove dildos into their rectums back to back while the male has anal sex with an animal such as a donkey

Hey jan I heard you and Tom were reverse donkey humping at old man Harrison's farm.

by Twisted fear December 3, 2013

West Virginia Humdinger

Sucking on a man's nuts while humming school fight songs; the melody is the most pleasureable but try other parts for different results!

"Dude, that West Virginia humdinger I got the other night was so awesome...she kept humming the piccolo part from Mountain Dew.

by "failcakes" January 19, 2010

Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.

Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."

by Garblez February 1, 2009

dry humping

This is what Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson do at halftime of the superbowl.It was more like the superbowel that year though,lol.

I don't want to see dry humping at the superbowl halftime show cause it just turns the superbowl into the superbowel and that's pretty shitty,lol.

by Santa licks penises, December 28, 2005