HOING

the better way of saying "doing" or "going"

are you HOING to join the meeting?

by Jessica Steward March 3, 2023

Lust Hoping

the act of hoping to have sexual intercourse with somebody that you meet, the word LUST replacing the word JUST

Just Hoping ->Lust hoping

Guy: "so what are you doing tonight"
girl: "oh nothing why?"
Guy: "well, I was lust hoping that maybe you could come over later"

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 21, 2010

Bar Hoping

The act of wishing you were at a bar imbibing in libations when in actuality you're forced to do something mundane and extremely adult like go to work, show up for court, do laundry, etc.

I'm sitting at work finding it hard to concentrate because I'm bar hoping.

by Brodzilla July 31, 2016

Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Accidental-hoeing

When someone is accidentally being or acting like a hoe or slut.

“Sally is accidental-hoeing again, and she doesn’t even know it”

by Defining_the_world January 22, 2019

Horton-holing

When you go get Tim Hortons with your friends.

I'm hungry. Would be a great idea to go Horton-holing, eh?

by canadian? October 19, 2021

Bad hominem

A person who is so bad that they deserve ad hominem attacks.

“You can’t say that. It’s an ad hominem attack”

“Yeah, but he’s a bad hominem.”

by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu October 27, 2021