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tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.
Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"
by Elle_dubs June 8, 2022
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Hospital Hound

A person who constantly seeks treatment at an emergency room for conditions that require a lot of testing, but there is never anything wrong.
Nurse: What did you place in bed 12? Other nurse: Just a hospital hound, they were here last week with the same complaint.
by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017
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Shmopody Hound

A hound that is very shmopody
Shmopody Hound just chewed the couch, this is because he is very shmopody
by Chikabille June 9, 2021
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Booty Hound

A cute dog used to lure dates and/or sex, usually by young men in parks, beaches and other open public spaces. The booty hound is often a black lab or lab mix and named something like Max, Jack or Buddy, and is good at retrieving frisbees, tennis balls and handbags of unsuspecting females. The guy will also wrestle with Max, Jack, Buddy or whatever to show that he is sensitive, yet also athletic.
Where did Eric find a chick this hot?

He met her when he was walking Buddy at the dog park.

Booty hound strikes again.
by Senor Spooner July 27, 2011
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Fire Hound

A machine of a Fireman that also happens to be a manwhore, pimp, player. A Firefighter who’s an absolute physical specimen and uses girls for sex or the pleasure. They STAY cheating on their girlfriends OR they have TOO many girls on their hose line to even keep up with.
Megan - "Girrrl, holy shit you know that Carlos boy? He is TOO cute!!"

Andy - "Nawh, don't talk to him. He’s just a Fire Hound, he gonna play you if you do."
by Note hagas October 3, 2019
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Mash hound

A person with a voracious and insaitable appetite for mashed potatoes and would happily eat 5kgs of mashed maris pipers to the point he would see everything in a creamy white hue.
by JE SUIS DAVE R0VEY November 20, 2021
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Gay-Hound

A Carmel Greyhound that places his thumb up a freshman's anus.
Galen: I'm such a gay-hound
Gabe: Why?
Galen: I just thumbed a freshman
by hayden hodge April 25, 2010
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