Harvard Hotdog

Prior to recieving oral pleasures, a member of the male sex draws a pair of studious spectacles, various math equations, and large buck teeth on his Jack Johnson in order to shock the provider of the oral quoitus. Thus, the Harvard Hotdog has been accomplished.

Samuel: Hello there, Charles.

Charles: Hello there, Samuel.

Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?

Charles: You may, good sir.

Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.

Samuel: How do you mean, sir?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.

Samuel: Very nice old chap!

Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.

Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!

Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!

by Samuel Bissell March 31, 2009

columbian hotdog

to snort a line of cocaine off of an erect penis.

They went out, and the night resulted in her performing a columbian hotdog upon him.

by the_dooood February 19, 2010

Hoboken Hotdog

The act of sticking your penis in a girls ass and then putting your dirty penis in her mouth.

She gets hungry after anal, so I gave her a Hoboken Hotdog.

by Blue May 17, 2004

Hotdogging

The scenario in which a man avoids penetrating a womans vagina and instead glides his penis between her pussy lips...thus creating what appears to be a hotdog...

Man, did you hear my buddy got caught hotdogging that bitch? Even the mom thought he was gay!

by BFDF July 9, 2013

hoho

The laugh of Enchantcy

Enchantcy: hoho i just pwned a noob

by Brandon-N-C June 11, 2008

Hawiian Hotbox

A method used while smoking marijuana.

A Hawiian Hotbox is were you enter a bathroom and turn the shower on hot. The shower steams up the bathroom and you smoke your marijuana. It gets you messed up.

by Russy D March 7, 2010

hotdog water

water leftover in the pot after boiling hotdogs.

Hey! Dump that hotdog water down the sink!

by egyptian princess July 23, 2007