A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
by RDESlick November 5, 2025
Get the Chris Hoakins mug.When someone loudly claims to live by hip-hop values—authenticity, struggle, truth, “the culture”—but acts in complete contradiction to them. Basically preaching realness while moving fake.
Used to call out:
– fake-woke rap opinions
– performative “street” personas
– culture vultures with luxury morals
– anyone saying “stay real” while doing the most unreal things
Used to call out:
– fake-woke rap opinions
– performative “street” personas
– culture vultures with luxury morals
– anyone saying “stay real” while doing the most unreal things
Examples:
1. “He raps about the struggle but never tips and exploits everyone around him—pure hip-hopacracy.”
2. “Nothing screams hip-hopacracy like selling rebellion as a brand.”
1. “He raps about the struggle but never tips and exploits everyone around him—pure hip-hopacracy.”
2. “Nothing screams hip-hopacracy like selling rebellion as a brand.”
by Whatawonderfulworldwelivein December 22, 2025
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"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
by Big man 6969funnyman April 26, 2021
Get the Dylan Alexander Hopkins mug.The Longest Tenured Edmonton Oiler (as of right now). Has had solid production despite the carousel of coaches that have gone through Edmonton. He is a fan favorite of many Edmonton faithful.
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An Absolute Legend. NUUUUUUUUUGE
Oilers Fan #1: Did you see how Ryan Nugent-Hopkins did last night?
Oilers Fan #2: Yeah Dude, That guy fucks
Oilers Fan #2: Yeah Dude, That guy fucks
by Capone93 June 2, 2022
Get the Ryan Nugent-Hopkins mug.The art of making out with a boy whilst you both suck and wank each other off without reaching climax whilst simultaneously sticking fingers up each other bums for extra pleasure.
Boy 1: can we do an aaron Hopkins I can't make much mess on this new bed
Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell
Boy 1:well that it what it is
Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?
Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean
Boy 2: yeah I'm down
Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell
Boy 1:well that it what it is
Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?
Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean
Boy 2: yeah I'm down
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