wiping your ass with a hoop

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results

trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop

by skinner54 May 24, 2010

Hooky

1: Ditching school cause:

a: you hate it

b: it's terrible

c: something terrible has happened
2: a freshly stolen object
3: a type of jam where you have hooks stuck in your clothes

1: Fuck school, Fuck homework!, i going to play hooky
2: Dude! is that a hooky phone?!
3: Sorry i was late, i was in a bit of a hooky

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

Hoopcheese Hoochies

Hoopcheese is the shit that forms around your anus when not properly wiped. It creates a halo surrounding your shit shooter. It begins to smell like moldy shit when left alone. When combined with a hoochie hooker, you get one mad whore with a smelly anus.

Sam: "Yo i was on da strip and picked up one stinky hooker."
Bill: "I bet she was rockin' the hoopcheese hoochies."

by Connor Billybob December 12, 2008

Hoop ride

Another name for a car that is beat up and old. Same as hootie, bucket or beater.

I just put $10 worth of gas in the hoop ride, so I'm going to come by and scoop you around 6.

by BK crook December 17, 2018

Hoop Sweat

The moister Persperated around ones Anus.

God Damm i have dab case of hoop sweat and the smell is mixing with my shit.

by Sarexy May 17, 2004

hoop poop

When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.

Leroy went for a slam dunk and hoop pooped in his pants

by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013

hoop

To stick a drug up your ass for the purpose of bypassing the bodies filtration organs (liver, kidney) and introduce the drug directly into the blood stream in order to heighten the effects.

Slinky hooped a handfull of bombs last weekend.

by djSteele September 19, 2006