Homosexual Turtle

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.
Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!
by Trumpette.xxx May 06, 2021
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homosexual harrassment

Sexual harrassment committed by a member of the same gender
Andrew won't stop making innappropriate remarks to me at work. I'm filing a homosexual harrassment charge against him with HR.
by pacmahon February 13, 2010
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handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.
"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."
by Steve Goozecoch September 29, 2007
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homosexual cowboy

a man who puts his penis into another mans ass hole
a man that rides the sausage of another man
by Anonymous August 05, 2003
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flaming homosexual

quite different from a regular homosexual, a "flamer" tends to be more aggressive and up front about his homosexuality
Man! J.D. is SO gay, he's a flaming homosexual
by bob the builder January 10, 2003
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Flaming homosexual

1. Someone who is so gay that even gay people say he is too gay for them.
2. known to wear extremely unnecessary short-shorts
3. proudly admits his penis size is less then four inches
4. represents a college that he does not go to.
Four inch: Oregon is goin' to the Natty. Nuff' said.

Person A: But dude. You going to San Diego. Who gives a shit? Stop being flaming homosexual

Person A: Has he ever choked on you?
Four inch: Nah, it has to be five inches for that to happen.
Person A: goddamnit you flaming homosexual
by AmericanJesus December 05, 2010
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Homosexually Unaware

To be unaware of your homosexuality.
Thomas, there are two kinds of people in drama. Those that are homosexual and those that are homosexually unaware.
by ishtonkittens May 28, 2011
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