Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.

He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Holy Shizzite

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.

Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!

by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023

Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

Holy Buh

Exclaimation; a traditional exclamation of excitement or surprise, used originally by Buddhist monks who had traveled nearby the Alexis to teach.

Holy Buh! Look at the size of that harpoon!

by Doc Dauber February 2, 2004

Holy Hedwig

A term used by Harry Potter fans in replacement for "Oh my God!"

"The new Harry Potter movie is coming out!"

"Holy Hedwig!"

by Insufferable Know-It-All August 17, 2011

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014