sonic the hedgehog

sonic the dankist meme in the world he moves very fast and when he gets the 7 hitler emeralds he becomes hitler sonic the most powerful sonic form he then starts killing all the eggs in the world leaving jim carry as the last egg alive milo is the true hitler man who kissed beanos ass

sonic the hedgehog ate my ass

by ash greninja 47 November 19, 2019

Hedgehogging

Being gangbanged by dwarves, usually in the woods or an area with plenty foliage.

Rather than bingo and sherry with the ladies, Ethel fancied going hedgehogging down by the canal

by BeaverBash April 17, 2022

running over the hedgehog

something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.

Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"

by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Hedgehog

A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture

Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo

Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2

Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!

by baliebox4916 November 15, 2018

Cucking Hedgehogs

When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up

male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs

by Local Milk Man January 13, 2020