A gatling hawk is a retarded pigeon that thinks it's a hawk wielding a gatling gun. Gatling hawks are commonly found in Idaho, working at McDonald's and living with their ex girlfriend's parents. During a Gatling hawk's spare time, a Gatling hawk can be found making shitty YouTube videos with his intellectually superior friends.
by CommieSmasher October 11, 2017
Get the gatling hawkmug. (1)a genuinely awkward person or situation (2)the act of facing your palms toward your body,point all fingers excluding thumbs towards each other ,point thumbs upward,move both hands towards each other,inter lock thumbs,flip other 8 fingers up as to look like 2 hawk wings,flap the wings and simultaneosly say "awk hawk" when an awkward situation arises or when a generally awkward person is present.
(1)Phil is such a fucking awh hawk,He creepily hangs around the tanning salon like a pedophile stalker and scares all the young girl customers prompting employees and customers alike to talk shit behind his back! (2) Phil (who is 65 years old) was sliding his hand over towards Cassie"s (who is 17 years old) ugly ass feet ,when I entered the room he quickly tried to move his hand away but was not too smooth with it, he is the biggest awk hawk EVER !!!
by Gian Rachtelli May 1, 2008
Get the Awk Hawkmug. A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.
I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.
by Cds January 18, 2006
Get the cock hawkmug. by JohnnyC82 February 25, 2008
Get the hood hawkmug. Damn man, Mike Hawk is sore from last night
Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD
Don't you just like Mike Hawk
Mike Hawk is bigger than Yurk Hawk XD
Don't you just like Mike Hawk
by Darien the brinter. February 3, 2009
Get the Mike Hawkmug. It is when a male drops his pants, stands bent over, and proceeds to spread his butt cheeks and open his asshole. It is best to be done on higher ground so that the person being screaming hawked has to look directly into the rectum. It is best done when you know when someone is getting home from work and they are extremely tired and not ready for a screaming hawk. The victim receiving the screaming hawk let out a terrifying scream as would a hawk.
by TheOtherKobe October 30, 2011
Get the Screaming Hawkmug. Those huge fucking bastard birds. Mainly located in Cornwall(England) They perch them seleves outside out pastie shops and nic the fucker right out of your hand.
by Dr Harold Shipman October 15, 2003
Get the shite hawkmug.