Håvard

A term often used for fat cunts. 99% of all Håvard's, have AIDS, so stop riding their dicks for 20 dollars. A Håvard is often seen with a ugly ass monkey. Håvard's tends to lick each others buttholes in a restroom at McDonalds, and also eats McFlurry out of each others anus.

Hey! Håvard! Stop licking that monkey's asshole!

by Enchilada69 May 2, 2019

Haaris

A brown kid who is called "Whoris" by his dad.

Person 1: Haaris is such a whore
Haaris' Dad: You mean Whoris?

by Whoris'sbitch October 24, 2018

h0ward

someone who is imature, speeks l33t, and is 8 years old

bob: how old are you h0ward? H0ward: f00k j00 n33b im 12

by bobtehsaler October 19, 2008

hanari

The revered goddess of asexuals. Possibly also a frog.

Hanari once conquered the first world using an army of frogs.

by RavingPenguin December 2, 2014

Hägar

A woman/man who acts like true viking

Her Behavior makes her a true hägar.

by ElSueño June 24, 2018

hajar

shawty gurll, usually a big booty she's a hawtieee cutest smile u can ever see. she's kinda the simp type but at the end of the day she's still loyal, cute and kind.

zakareya: saw her today I think I fell for her
ahmad: ay bro u simpin'

zakarya: bro she's GEOURGUS idk how to explain it
Ahmad: wtf bro
zakarya: brooo her smileeee brooooo im falling

Mohammad : bro I smelling a simp
Ahmad: yeah that mohannad he fell for hajar
zakarya: is called love from first sight

Ahmad: there is nothing as love from fight sight its from the second, first sight is always In the ASS.

by monokhalidpol February 10, 2021

map of hawaii

map of Hawaii refers to the random pattern of the male ejaculation fluid upon the torso of the recipient

Dude, I pulled out and left a Map of Hawaii all over her chest

by zachary krone November 20, 2007