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Hangin' Toilet Water Low

When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!

Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.

EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
by RenoisRyan August 16, 2008
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Handicrapper

The handicap toilet in most buildings, restaurants, etc.
Because I like a lot of space when I poop I'll always use the handicrapper!
by Eddy 47 XLVII TYO February 27, 2009
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Hanging Dirty

Slang: When ladies don't wear panties.
I wanted to try on jeans at the mall, but remembered I was hanging dirty.
by J. Friday February 18, 2010
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handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.
"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.
by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012
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hanging the brain

To pull only the ball sack out of the zipper, leaving the penis inside the pants, so the result looks like a brain hanging there.
Dan got stoned and walked around the party hanging the brain again. For a while, nobody noticed ... until he walked over to the girls sitting on the couch and they started screaming.

"Holy shit! Does Joe have his ballsack out?"
"Yeah, he always hangs the brain when he's shitfaced."

Emily, the Bennigan's door whore found out the waiters sometimes walked around hanging the brain under their aprons, so she often pulled them up when they walked by carrying food.

The waiters at Bennigan's hang the brain under their aprons when they are having a crappy tip night. There is nothing like having your balls out just a few inches from a guest's face to keep you smiling and laughing.
by mandymoshottimus March 27, 2015
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haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.
Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."
by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010
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Dirty Hanging Wedgie

When you tell your friends you've gotta go take a dump and they grab you, take all your clothes except your underwear, tie you up and hang you from a tree or anything high, and leave you to crap and or pee all over yourself. when your underwear finally rip and you fall on your butt and get crap all over your back. Best if victim has boxer briefs or tighty whities
When my brother was a ninth grader he kept mouthing me.
He got up to go to the restroom so i grabbed him. He knew what I was doing because i had told him about it once.He screamed,"No, No, not a Dirty Hanging Wedgie." I took all his clothes, forced him put on a pair of his old tighty whities, tied his feet and legs with duct tape, and Hung him from the top of our tether-ball pole. I then used the duct tape to make sure he wouldn't slip off. His feet were dangling three feet of the ground. He was up there for 4 hours and wound up crapping himself twice and peed once, before his tighty whities ripped. When he came in he had crap all up and down his back, and was dripping pee everywhere. He hasn't mouthed me since.
by CZwrestler37 June 4, 2009
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