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neil hamburger 

Neil Hamburger is the World's #1 Funny Man. He has opened up for many famous people like Tenacious-D and has been a host on Kimmel.
A few of Neil Hamburger's jokes:
Why did Ronald McDonald have sex with his sister?
Because his judgment was impaired from all those years of eating junk food.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John and a Saber tooth Tiger?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your ass.
neil hamburger by Boo-yah Grandpa February 28, 2007
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Japanese Hamburger 

The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.
Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!

Spicy Hamburger 

The act of performing Fellatio, Cunninglingus, or Analingus with either Jalepenos and/or Salsa in one's mouth.
My Girlfriend cheated on me so as revenge I gave her a spicy hamburger.
Spicy Hamburger by Edion036 May 12, 2014

Lemon Hamburger 

Wow, Aidan is such a lemon hamburger.”
Lemon Hamburger by sslyj October 16, 2017

Goin' Hamburger 

Going hard and good on something.

Derived from Goin' Ham and Goin' Burger.
Y'all goin' hamburger at the gym.

Sharp hamburger 

A hamburger that is able to cut due to its sharpness
You wanna know how I got this scars?

Sharp hamburger

The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.
The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.