Homesexual

Sex with furniture, usually found within someones home.
Does not refer to the number of people involved, see "Furngy", but specifically, someone who enjoys sex with household furniture and items.

Kevin: Briana, why are there stains on the arm of this couch?
Briana: I was feeling a little homesexual last night, sorry.

by BobDoleDestroyerOfWorlds March 6, 2010

Homosexual

Best people in the world. Many are healthy and fit, dress well, look good, don't add towards the overpopulated...population, is fighting towards respect of having feelings (sexual, emotional, physical and mental) towards those of the same sex, can decorate very well, and are clean. They not only are awesome, but are just plain cool.

Homosexuality should become a religion, because it is so cool.

by Nostok May 5, 2005

Hobosexual

A dude or chick that has sexual encounters in homeless encampments and usually only has sex with homeless people.

I broke up with Eddie because hes a closet/covert Hobosexual. I followed him down to the riverbottom and spied on him as he slammed meth then preformed oral sex on a dirty homeless dude.

by Octilted July 6, 2017

homosexual harrassment

Sexual harrassment committed by a member of the same gender

Andrew won't stop making innappropriate remarks to me at work. I'm filing a homosexual harrassment charge against him with HR.

by pacmahon February 12, 2010

Hobosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the homeless

Didja hear about Dannielle and Lucass? They came out as hobosexuals!

by MandM Productions November 24, 2019

Homosexuology

Homosexuology is the study of homosexuals.

Alex would not let Tyler do a homosexuology and general surgery collaborative.

by ty ty!! November 2, 2020

homosesual

An even gayer and more insulting way of calling someone gay.

You homosesual

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003